No longer embarrassed about being a closet alcoholic. I'm like.. whatever!!
....Today I'm drinking my heart out and tweeeeetting every ridiculous thought in my head...
Been a secret drinker for a while now.. I'm tired of secrets. The stupid in me saw Gin looking all drunk and thought.. sheesh! why do I still care what people think about my bad habits... I really shouldn't give a shit anymore.
So today I added to ma twitter bio that I'm a blogging alcoholic... never felt anymore free in all my6 life, lol.. I hope I won't regret this tomorrow.
Right now I'm feeling as good as FVCK!!
My best tweets ever....
If you'r a gweedo.. that's ok coz you the type of person I always end up having a crush on... the silly cooki dude wierding everybody out
cheap shit bag.. come cry on my shoulder, I'll pretend I care about you.
the sensitive people are the ones you don't really want to mess with....
this is what boring nights look like... never start ur weekend too early you'll regret it
I never flirt coz I like you.. I sharpen my ' pick up a dude' game..
u remind me of constipation... don't smile at me
u like Slyme when he gets al touchy getting dissed abt his Daddy little weeny. he can get away with being a lil bitch cos he looks pretty.
I don't know what I'm talking about half the time but... 2 bottles was all I needed... to tell you how whack you really are son! tonight ur whackness is all I'm gona talk abt!!
I had a dream I was man handling dudes... it felt so damn awesome!!!
Who gave me this beer? Tell thm I didn't want it I was just tasting.. who ever u r I dnt like u. I'll post da beer back in da form of urine.
I swear from now on.. who ever hits on me in a cheap way I'm gonna cuss their mothers out in 11 official languages, 12 plus slang!
If I had to diss somebody from the top of my head I'd call them a cabbage!!
Chick! you are so ugly that when I look at you I see Illite emcee in make up.
This girl next to me.. her boobs look like they are going to drop to the ground if you pull her bra strings loose.
No U don't want to date me, I'm not going to cook n clean 4 you I swear!! go look somewhere else.
I wasn't born an alcoholic - I jus feel free n feel like I can kill people when I'm there... that's where Freedom really is.
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